To Your New Found High Heel

Punish the monkey.
Graydon tells me you’re
Getting along sweet with your tinsels,
Colours and, in love, your new found friends.
Leaving ends, I clear out the batteries
And your memories I sell
 
For what they will fetch –
Cos if I am to holler and damn them to Hell
They may end up in Heaven,
Cos that’s where you were going:
Heaven and [...]

KINGSWOOD DECIDE TO SHAKE RATTLES AND SUCK POPSICLES. Honorary Mention for the lousiest display this schools’ season

Kingswood, Kandy, is the school that introduced rugby to Sri Lankan schools in 1893. In recent times, they have been one of the more fancied, crowed-pullers, winning the Super League thrice between 2003-2006 and dominating many other domestic schools’ championships.
 
However, no one would have believed any of these had they seen Kingswood playing this evening, [...]

PINK FLOYD: MOTHER. Dedicated to the Government of Sri Lanka

Mother, do you think theyll drop the bomb?
Mother, do you think they’ll like this song?
Mother, do you think they’ll try to break my balls?
Ooooowaa mother, should I build a wall?

Mother, should I run for president?
Mother, should I trust the government?

Mother, will they put me in the firing line?
Ooooowaa is it just a waste of time?

Hush, [...]

BIRTHDAY GIFT TO KINGSWOOD. “looks de stay low”: ANTHO HONEYED @ NITTAWELA

Kingswood, Kandy celebrated its 117th anniversary in style as they made a late charge against an agile Anthonian attack at Nittawela this evening. The visitors from Randles’ Hill clinched the game 19-12, after trailing 7-3 at the breather.
 
However, the game was a huge let off from the stand point of “quality”, as loose ball [...]

UNIFUSION 2008 – STUDENTS UNION DECIDES TO DRUM “WHO LET THE DOGS OUT”.

UNIFUSION – the Peradeniya University Music Society’s all faculty evening of rhythm and dance – had many beats to it this time. The most irritating of these was a band of dissenters sent there (?) by what we believe is the / a hand of the Students’ Union, which has differences with an alternative student-political [...]